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5 Best Dad Jokes

Updated: Jul 26, 2018

Typical Dad jokes aren't always funny but I love my Dad's sense of humour! Here's some great one liners to help you celebrate Father's Day!

Top 5:

  1. Dad did you get your haircut? No, I got them all cut.

  2. Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

  3. Velcro is a rip-off.

  4. I wanted to tell you a joke about leeches but they all suck.

  5. If goods are damaged during transport, do they become "bads"?


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